Robbie Williams has obviously had enough of hanging out with all the nerds in down town LA. He wants to come home to Stoke-on-Trent.
How do I know? Well, the clues are all there...even Clouseau would solve this case. Firstly, there's the not so secret return to Stoke-on-Trent a couple of weeks' ago when he was caught at the Vale and then later at the Leopard Hotel, in Burslem.
Now Robbie is writing a blog about the "old days"... he's a bit young to get all tearful and bottom lip quivering over life in the Potteries, a clear sign of home sickness.
It will cost you £30 to view Robbie's tear-jerker (I wouldn't pay this for a week with the Robster at his home let alone chance to read the blog) and you get the chance to nip down to memory lane with the former Take That man.
Clue three is that Robbie was spotted cosying up to Barlow at a football match where he proclaimed his love of Man U (that's a football club near Stoke-on-Trent and in a higher division than the Vale).
And clue four to the crooner's return to Stoke-on-Trent is that we know his mum, who lives near Stoke-on-Trent, can keep an eye on Robbie, who needs a bit of TLC to keep him off anything naughty.
To close the case for Robbie's return... he'll realise that nothing has changed since he left, so he'll feel completely at home within the time he can give us a quick rendition of Angels.
The Robster will find Stoke-on-Trent is still stuck in circa 1971, Hanley looks like a poor man's Beirut, Vale are still rubbish and Take That are still good without him...
If you want to read more of Robbie's bygones pop along to The Sentinel...
PS: As I close the case for the prosecution it comes to light that The Leopard, the hotel Robbie visited on his recent return, is up for sale...perhaps the pop idol fancies the Burslem hot-spot as his new home...?????
How do I know? Well, the clues are all there...even Clouseau would solve this case. Firstly, there's the not so secret return to Stoke-on-Trent a couple of weeks' ago when he was caught at the Vale and then later at the Leopard Hotel, in Burslem.
Now Robbie is writing a blog about the "old days"... he's a bit young to get all tearful and bottom lip quivering over life in the Potteries, a clear sign of home sickness.
It will cost you £30 to view Robbie's tear-jerker (I wouldn't pay this for a week with the Robster at his home let alone chance to read the blog) and you get the chance to nip down to memory lane with the former Take That man.
Clue three is that Robbie was spotted cosying up to Barlow at a football match where he proclaimed his love of Man U (that's a football club near Stoke-on-Trent and in a higher division than the Vale).
And clue four to the crooner's return to Stoke-on-Trent is that we know his mum, who lives near Stoke-on-Trent, can keep an eye on Robbie, who needs a bit of TLC to keep him off anything naughty.
To close the case for Robbie's return... he'll realise that nothing has changed since he left, so he'll feel completely at home within the time he can give us a quick rendition of Angels.
The Robster will find Stoke-on-Trent is still stuck in circa 1971, Hanley looks like a poor man's Beirut, Vale are still rubbish and Take That are still good without him...
If you want to read more of Robbie's bygones pop along to The Sentinel...
PS: As I close the case for the prosecution it comes to light that The Leopard, the hotel Robbie visited on his recent return, is up for sale...perhaps the pop idol fancies the Burslem hot-spot as his new home...?????
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