Here in Stoke-on-Trent we've spotted what old 'Prudent' Brown is up to. The sly old fox realises that he will get a kicking at the next election from that young upstart and professional slime-ball David von Cameron.
Smarmy Davy boy looks likely to kick some butt and enter Number 10 despite the fact that he doesn't have too many admirers in the Potteries.
But he is going to find that the Bank of Government is a trillion pounds in the red and the only way of getting the cash back is from raising taxes (not very Tory) or slashing and burning public services (popular among those who pay a fortune in taxes for posts such as "senior officer for the Stoke-on-Trent City Council who teaches complete thugs to do flower arranging before they go and beat up a granny"...)
So Davy's sickly smile will soon become rather glum when he realises he will have to become more unpopular than Maggie Thatcher to slash the national debt.
He'll be out of power quicker than you can say Not Now (Alistair) Darling...meanwhile, back in Stoke-on-Trent we're not bother...
This is because we are only one of two places in Britain where house prices have actually risen during le crunch...homes have gone up by a staggering 0.9 per cent meaning that you can buy a five-bed home in Stoke-on-Trent, with double garage, jacuzzi, half-an-acre of land, for £15,000...
For more tales from the Potteries, go to The Sentinel...
Smarmy Davy boy looks likely to kick some butt and enter Number 10 despite the fact that he doesn't have too many admirers in the Potteries.
But he is going to find that the Bank of Government is a trillion pounds in the red and the only way of getting the cash back is from raising taxes (not very Tory) or slashing and burning public services (popular among those who pay a fortune in taxes for posts such as "senior officer for the Stoke-on-Trent City Council who teaches complete thugs to do flower arranging before they go and beat up a granny"...)
So Davy's sickly smile will soon become rather glum when he realises he will have to become more unpopular than Maggie Thatcher to slash the national debt.
He'll be out of power quicker than you can say Not Now (Alistair) Darling...meanwhile, back in Stoke-on-Trent we're not bother...
This is because we are only one of two places in Britain where house prices have actually risen during le crunch...homes have gone up by a staggering 0.9 per cent meaning that you can buy a five-bed home in Stoke-on-Trent, with double garage, jacuzzi, half-an-acre of land, for £15,000...
For more tales from the Potteries, go to The Sentinel...
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